10.15.08 | Comments Off on Episode 10

The long awaited “Black Coffee” edition…

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09.10.08 | Comments Off on Episode 9

The Birth Control Edition

In this week’s edition, Phonte discusses the trials and tribulations of parenthood and explains why you really don’t wanna know how many sexual partners your s/o has had.

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09.03.08 | Comments Off on Episode 8

This week Phonte discusses how John McCain has officially ethered himself, the failure of the American education system, and uncovers a lost duet between Keith Sweat and Aaron Hall.

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08.13.08 | Comments Off on Episode 7

This week, Phonte pays tribute to Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac, explains why some women are attracted to married men, and makes his case for legalized prostitution.

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07.23.08 | Comments Off on Episode 6

The Cafe Au Lait Edition

This week Phonte celebrates the release of Zo! and Tigallo Love the 80’s, discusses why Rick Ross would’ve been better off marketing himself as a rapping corrections officer, and counts down the Top 10 Golden Brown Mocha Colored Women of All Time.

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07.09.08 | Comments Off on Episode 5

On a special Hump Day Edition of Gordon Gartrell Radio, Phonte waxes poetic on the futility of long distance relationships, why child support is some bullshit, and how farting in front of your significant other is a sign of true love.

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06.23.08 | Comments Off on Episode 4

Phonte uncovers two new taped conversations that have leaked in the wake of the 50 Cent/Young Buck beef, and counts down the Top 10 Greatest Lite Brites of All Time.

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06.16.08 | Comments Off on Episode 3

Phonte reflects on Father’s Day by saluting the greatest sitcom daddies of all time*, explaining the difference between a father and a daddy, and by giving the 2008 Ed O.G. “Be A Father To Your Child” Award to a worthy recipient.

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06.02.08 | Comments Off on Episode 2

Phonte expounds on the niggotry of the R. Kelly trial and the homoerotic nature of male-male-female threesomes.

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05.11.08 | 1 Comment

Phonte discusses the unintentional comedy of Eli Porter, and laments the death of Hillary Clinton’s dreams.

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